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My name is Thomas Vampure

I am vampire.

Also, I am the Prince of all Vampires too

I lived in a Big Castle

I was only 9 years old

I loved Chad so Much

I had all the Chad Merchandise and accessories

Every night I say

"Chad is Love, Chad is Life".

My mom, the Queen of all Vampires hears me and calls me an idiot

I knew she was just jealous of my devotion to Chad.

I called her an idiot too.

She sends me to my room.

I go into my bed, and notice someone beside me.

It's Chad.

He grabs me with his Mighty Chad hands and says


He puts me down on the floor, and I know what do do.

I put my arm into his mouth

He starts sucking on it.

It hurts, but I wan to please Chad and I have super healing.

My Mom comes in.

Chad says

"It's all awesome now"

He flies out the window.

I fly out of the window with him.

Chad is Love, Chad is Life.

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