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My name is Thomas Vampure
I am vampire.
Also, I am the Prince of all Vampires too
I lived in a Big Castle
I was only 9 years old
I loved Chad so Much
I had all the Chad Merchandise and accessories
Every night I say
"Chad is Love, Chad is Life".
My mom, the Queen of all Vampires hears me and calls me an idiot
I knew she was just jealous of my devotion to Chad.
I called her an idiot too.
She sends me to my room.
I go into my bed, and notice someone beside me.
He grabs me with his Mighty Chad hands and says
"THIS GUY IS PURE AWESOME"
He puts me down on the floor, and I know what do do.
I put my arm into his mouth
He starts sucking on it.
It hurts, but I wan to please Chad and I have super healing.
My Mom comes in.
"It's all awesome now"
He flies out the window.
I fly out of the window with him.
Chad is Love, Chad is Life.