Mr. Randell/Transcirpt

This is a transcript for Mr. Randell (give a huge shout out to SmashupMashup for this episode!)

*Theme Song Plays*

*after the theme song ends it shows a title card of Mr. Randell

Part 1: A Guest Is Coming[]

*The scene cuts to Jeff's House then it cuts to the living room*

Sue: *He's Coming! He's Coming!

Jeff: Uh. Mom what's wrong with my step-mom?

EJ: unfortunately.. your step-father is coming. Tell him sue,

Sue: *shouts* Never! I don't want Jeff to find out that horrible betrayer.

*knocking on the door*

Jeff: Do you mean that person who's knocking in the door?

EJ: I'll Get it.. *Opens Door*
Mr. Randell: Hello Family! I'm glad to see you all again ever since 8 years!
Sue: *speaking with her teeth closed* Meet Howard...
EJ & Jeff: Hello Howard!
Howard: *walks to EJ* You must be EJ Darling, I heard you're one of my step-son's moms.
EJ: Yep That's Me.
Howard: *Walks to Jeff* and you must be my step-son. Jeff *handshakes him*
Jeff: I can't believe it.. Your my Step-Dad.. I haven't seen you since my second birthday. Where were you?
Howard: That's a secret for now Jeff..
*door rings*
Howard: I'll get it this time..
*opens door*
Clarence: Woah.. Sue you changed your look. With that fine looking mustache you got there.
Sumo: I think that's not sue..
Howard: Because I'm Sue's Ex-boyfriend! And a step-father of your friend.
Clarence: Woah Jeff. I didn't you had a dad.
Sue: Clarence.. It's not important.. don't waste your time focusing on Howard, He did something really really bad back 8 years ago.
Sumo: What Happenend?
Jeff: That's a Secert for now.
EJ: *smiles sarcasticlly* Okay everyone! its time for dinner!
Howard: Wait a second EJ. I brought some food for everyone. Its Apple , Cinnamon, Salad and Rice Crisp.
EJ: Howard.. Why did you cut me off?! *gets a little bit mad.*
Howard: i thought the randells who brought food first gets dinner first.
EJ: Howard. That's not our piece of our family , And Secondly. I prepared dinner yesterday night. So I make them dinner.
Sue: Howard. Just trash your food.

Clarence: So.. What's for dinner Jeff's Mom.
EJ: Kind of you to ask *looks at Howard* we are having... *opens stove* Grilled Chicken with 2 Poatoes with Carrots.
Jeff: I helped her with Grilled Chicken.
Sumo: We're Seriously eating healthy? I actually only like the grilled chicken here.
EJ: *whispsrs* I'm doing this so that Sue won't overreact to Howard sttealing ur dinner.
Howard: I am going to use the bathroom.
Sue: I hope you stay there for an hour!
Howard: I can't believe it.. I just wanted to spend some time with my family and my step-son's friends but guess what?! Your family hates you and wants you out of the house. Just because what happend 8 years ago!

*Toilet Flushes*
Howard: *sighs* Everyone. I have something to stay...
Sue: Are you leaving because gladly I could be your waiter!
Howard: no.. I'm just going to explain the truth what happend 8 years ago...
*Flashback to 8 years ago at the backyard in the Randell's residence.
Howard: at Jeff's Second Birthday Party..
*Scene cuts to everyone singing the Happy Birthday Song To Young Baby Jeff.
Everyone: Happy Birthday To You.. Jeffery Randell!
EJ (in flashback) you may blow out the candles
Young Baby Jeff: *blows the candles*
Everyone: *Applause*
Sue: Are you enjoying this Howard? Howard?
*scene cuts to the acarade*
Howard: Oh Yeah! I made it to the final level. This is way funnier then seeing Jeffery opening his presents.
Sue: *Kicks The Door* *shouts* HOWARD RANDELL! WHY DID YOU DITCH JEFFERY's SECOND BIRTHDAY PARTY?
Howard: Because he treats me like his slave! Now leave me alone..
Sue: ARE YOU KIDDING ME. YOU KNOW WHAT HOWARD? WE'RE DONE FOR..
Howard: UGH.. THATS FINE BECAUSE IM MOVING TO CALFORNIA. WHERE I GET TONS OF VACATIONS!
*Flashback ends*

Howard: and since the truth is out *sobbing* I don't deserve to be in the family tree. I'm a horrible person why am I here. IM SORRY SUE.... To make it up. I'm leaving forever! Goodbye everyone.
Sue: Wait Howard Don't Go!
Sumo: *chewing popcorn*
Jeff: Where did you get that popcorn sumo?
Sumo: at my backpack.
Clarence: Guys look! *points at Howard & Sue talking*
EJ: Clarence. Don't point at people. That's rude.
Clarence: Sorry Jeff's Mom..
*Scene Cuts Outside the House*
Sue: *cries* don't leave Howard....
Howard: I can't live with you forever.
Sue: You could come here tonight and have a sleepover at least a day?
Howard: Okay.. So does that mean we are together again?
Sue: Well.... I can't go to vegas with you. Because I have to take care of my best step son.. Jeff
Howard: Alright then... Let's have a sleepover
*Montage of Everyone having a sleepover*
*the screen goes black and it said: END
*End Credits*